Bad, bad flatmate!
Another in this current series of the World's Worst Flatmates with all the things I love to cringe at - maggots, sex and just a hint of madness!
Sandy forwarded me this horror story about a flatmate situation that she endured..."I had a flatmate from hell. This certain person generates alot of interest when I talk about the things he has done. For starters, he was like every other 'bad flatmate' stereotype. Fat, lazy, rude and got everything handed to him on a plate. I moved in with my boyfriend last September and 'bad flatmate' had been a friend for some time. But no one really knows what a person is like until you live with them. The three of us started of okay....
He NEVER did the dishes, I mean NEVER. It got so bad, I was cleaning HIS room one day and found 3 week old chicken pieces with maggots in them. He would beat off in the bathroom and use our towels for clean up. He used to take care of the pool and chlorinate it. It was left for 4 weeks and it turned dark green.
He had a girlfriend who he would have sex on our bed while we weren't home. He made no effort to cover it up, dirty condoms on the pillows and his clothes strewn on our carpet. But when she wasn't around he would get these very young girls over. They would all willingly get drunk and he would chase them nude around the house with an army helmet on. This happened on several occassions.
He would eat ALL of our food then go shopping for tim tams and ice cream and hit us up for half the money. He borrowed 12 of our dvd's and not one came back without a scratch and 8 we never saw again. The big one: He would collect the rent off us each saturday religeously to take it to his mum (she owned the house) and we got kicked out cause we 'never payed it on time'.
Three weeks after we move out we find out from his new ex-girlfriend, he spent it on smokes, gambling and booze and then told his mum we had given him nothing. WILL you are a loser, mummy's boy, coward and a big fat lazy slob. Hope you read this cause you are the flatmate from hell! P.S. The photo is of the inside bin when he decided to let the dogs inside and then go to sleep."
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: kevin
EMAIL: kevfly16@yahoo.com
DATE: 2006-05-13 13:11:16
This is a very funny story like all the others like this, ur dealing with a fat lazy ass bum that looks like hes from the street if judging him from first looks. But when it gets to living with him its just completely disgusting for u but hilarious to the readers. This was a funny story to read and if anyone gets to read it they wont think otherwise.
Comments
DATE: 2006-05-15 06:25:24
welll all i have to say is why did you stay so long?if its that
bad you and your boyfreind should have gotten your own place,or your boyfreind should have beaten the SHIT OUT OF HIM.you would only have to do it one time.he would get
the picture then,believe me i did it....
Posted by: keedarow | July 10, 2006 08:44 AM
DATE: 2006-05-17 13:33:28
Wow!! How long did you put up with that crap? That's got to be the most horrifying story I've heard.
Posted by: Jennifer | July 10, 2006 08:44 AM
DATE: 2006-05-21 16:26:55
No, no, no. What a snot to live with. I'd be out in less than a week.
Posted by: Susan | July 10, 2006 08:44 AM