Rate my fart
More than anything in life, I love a good fart joke or a good fart story and thankfully, Zoe from Melbourne is able to serve me thisĀ whiff of farting nonsense...
"In regards to strange smells and behaviours, i moved into a place last year with my best mate, which was a double-edged sword...whilst we got along really well and had heaps of fun, our social inhibitions just completely fell away; every now and again - who amĀ I kidding it was all the time - we'd drop farts and have competitions as to whose smelt the worst. there was a rating system and everything. which is all ok - she's my best mate after all...it did become a problem though thenĀ I moved overseas to an apartment shared with 6 other people. They didn't appreciate my farts and subsequent cries of 'oh GOD that was a nine for sure'."
Not only is this a frank admission of rating farts as a game, but this is from a GIRL who lived with another GIRL! And who was it that said that girls don't fart? Maybe that's just nice girls...
Ever lived with a fart-aholic? (That's someone that can't stop farting in case you were wondering). Let me know!
COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Charmain
EMAIL: hello334@hotmail.com
DATE: 2006-05-03 16:17:30
Im a girl that lives with two guys and they are only just starting to fart in front of me. We more have burping competitions lol.
Comments
DATE: 2006-05-03 17:02:25
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Posted by: blog sux | July 10, 2006 08:44 AM
DATE: 2006-05-06 17:14:27
Haha, I didn't live with this girl,she was my best friend (mate to you). We used to always have lil fart competitions back in jr high school until she moved across the country. Mine were the silent but deadly types. Hers were always so loud and obnoxious. Man, that was well over ten years ago. We still have some competitions, but not as before. I have learned to discretly let mine out and not smell, too bad. Hers are still loud. But now that I am expecting a little one, I get very gassy indeed and can't easily control it. I fart on my boyfriend just about every night while sleeping. Poor guy, he never farted in front of me, just dealt with mine.
Posted by: Lizz | July 10, 2006 08:44 AM
DATE: 2006-05-07 13:19:04
My boyfriend and I try to make the biggest and loudest farts like a competition. We've sunk to the levels of doing stinky, loud farts in the supermarket or a busy place and trying to remain as composed as possible. It's a crack up not to crack up!!
How sic is this... We act as if we don't know each other, we go to a counter (say a kebab counter, or a juice bar) and I discreetly tuck a Mc Donalds straw under my arm pit and we stand either side of a random customer and I do a straw fart under my armpit, then my boyfriend and I simultaneously look at the customer with disgust/surprise.
ITS HILARIOUS!! Their faces, man! It's SO funny. And you have to keep a straight face. We've never been busted yet. It's great for a laugh.
Posted by: Cassie | July 10, 2006 08:44 AM
DATE: 2006-05-11 02:17:44
I was attending a business luncheon that was self serve buffet style. An elderly lady friend behind me whispered that she had just ripped off a silent but deadly fart. She asked me what she should do. I told her she better get her hearing checked.
Posted by: David | July 10, 2006 08:44 AM
DATE: 2006-05-12 09:55:42
My three, male college housemates used to rip huge farts in front of me to gross me out. I never laughed or reacted. One night, one of the guys brought a date home to get laid. He was on the sofa with this girl and I walked into the living room (where he was making out), hiked up both my legs, stick a zippo to my ass and lit a huge fart on fire. I had on a skirt with nylon leggings and ended up catching my tights on fire as well. My housemate made this strangle evil giggle. His date left. He said the show was better than a good lay. I became an official member of the "Blue Flamer's Club."
Posted by: Jenni | July 10, 2006 08:44 AM
My farts confuse old people!
I was at a casino at 3 am with a bad case of deadly pickled egg gas. There was a very elderly man and his middle aged daughter at the slot machines across from mine when I ripped a silent tear jerker.
The lady said to her father "Dad do you have to use the bathroom?"
And the old guy looked confused took a whiff and said "Well I suppose I do."
Posted by: poopypants | December 6, 2007 03:29 PM