Revenge is fast and sweet
When things go sour between flatmates, there is always the temptation to want to exact revenge upon those who've crossed us. I know I've been tempted before but I've never really gone through with it, unlike Rob who added a little something to the booze....
"I apparently was tried and convicted before I knew I was in trouble. I was blamed for something completely wrong and after a day of moving furniture, came home to a punch in the face. Things were "settled" and I didn't get a damn apology. I also was not invited to a party the following week so I showed up anyway and brought "booze". I let all them know exactly what I thought of them ,grabbed my stuff but left the booze there. A friend knew about the booze because I put exlax in it. He later confirmed that they drank it and had a terrible night!!! Hahahha! Now I love reading this kind of sh*t! Have you ever exacted your revenge on bad flatmates and what did you do? Leave a comment below or send your story in!COMMENT: AUTHOR: jordan EMAIL: xorangehottie18x@aol.com DATE: 2006-05-17 11:51:21 ~my friend gott pissed at me and trash my house while i was away for the weekend and to get her back I took her to the liquor store and bought booze and got her real drunk. I took pics of her when she was drunk doing stupid stuff and showed it too every one of her relatives and friends and we havent spoken to dis day!!!thats funny as hell aint it??rate it!!~you no you would of done the same thang!!!~
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DATE: 2006-05-18 14:21:30
My flatmate went sour trash my place, had a massive party and have sex on my bed and leave the evidence, so the boyfriend at the time decided to clean the toilet with her toothbrush, piss in her shampoo bottle and he came in her milk. Needless to say im not with him anymore, but knowing he did that and knowing she was using those things was the only thing that kept me sane while things got messy. I would just smile everytime i would hear her clean her teeth. Ater that though i would always clean my toothbrush with boiling water, just in case
Posted by: Charmain | July 17, 2006 12:10 PM
DATE: 2006-05-18 18:43:08
I've several stories about just one housemate... but the one that takes the cake would be his 'sleep-cooking'. As the other two of us in the house were working shifts, we assumed the continual, horrible oily mess in the kitchen pouring out of two frypans and half a box of ripped-open prawn crackers was the other's fault. When noone confessed, we set up a camera in the kitchen and caught our third housemate doddling out of his bed at 3 am, eyes completely shut, cranking up the gas stove and cooking a few prawn crackers. He then ate one, threw the others in the bin and went back to bed. This all before leaning a bit too close to the webcam and moaning something along the lines of "meeeeaaaahhhmpphhhffaaawaaaagghh!".
and these days people wonder what im on about when i ask them if they have any disturbing nocturnal habits...
Posted by: Richie | July 17, 2006 12:10 PM
DATE: 2006-05-19 19:18:44
I had some horrible and nasty young little flatmates who thought that we should all be Best Mates (someone watched Friends too much) so because I didnt want to go clubbing to their choice of venue or do everything with them they decided that I was no longer welcome... .so as I moved out I broke both toilets so that they leaked over a bucket of water, put conditioner in their face cream, took their alcohol and left half empty bottles behind, left cream behind the lounge and in the bottom of their undie draws. Also I arranged all the utilities to be disconnected on a Friday afternoon as they were all in my name!!! I can tell you now how happy they were :-) all I can say is that they needed to grow up and learn to live in the real world!
Posted by: Bec | July 17, 2006 12:10 PM