Weird Flatmate

Sometimes when you live with someone, you just crack and do something drastic to change the situation or to get your own way as this stinky story from Carly demonstrates....

"I had a filthy roommate at Sunshine Coast. He used to work in construction and would make baloney and onion sandwiches in the morning for his lunch at work. The onion slices would be 2cm wide and he’d use a whole, large onion every day. F**k he stunk!
I’d be in my room studying and the stench from his bedroom would creep out from under his door like a ghoul, meandering down the hallway, sneaking under my door and up behind me to assault my olfactorys with the reeking mingled odors of feet stink, stale sweat and onion fart.

I had asked him (and the other roommate to ask him) to wash his sheets, to wash his clothes after work every day, to wash his slimy green feet under the tap downstairs, but he didn’t give a rats’ arse. He hadn’t washed his sheets in the 4 months that he’d been there. They were stuck to the bed with sweat and grease from his skin.

Completely over it, I took his salad tongs and put all his unwashed clothes and his sheets and his pillow (which utterly reeked - it was wet and heavy with grime) in a garbage bag and threw them and the tongs into the wheelie bin. Then I went out for the night.

When he came home that night he asked the other roommate where his sheets and clothes were. he had no idea. Stinky Pig Fart had to put new sheets on his bed and buy new clothes for work.

Worst thing is, the bastard gave notice to move a week after I had arranged to move into another apartment."

What a slob!

COMMENT:
AUTHOR: person
EMAIL: dfjakl@aim.com
DATE: 2006-05-14 14:49:27
some ones a retardddddd

This entry was posted on May 9, 2006 10:31 AM and is filed under Cheapskates, Clothing, Food, Hygiene, Just plain weird.