The House Band
Some people have a knack at ending up in weird situations. Take Lloyd for example. The story you are about to read is his second submission about some of the weirdos he's lived with over the years...
"yet another story from my house of horror's. i'm big into music and locally we've got a shit hot venue the pop factory. any way i went with my bro to see a band, only a local crew of muppets. the gig went well an we went back to our local for an apre pint till the wee small hours, getting up for work the following morning i hear. "theres a fucking punk band asleep on my fucking floor" in a dase i left for work. to my suprise the band were fuckin still in my house and with very little intention of moving back out. apparently chris a paying housemate invited them to stay for a couple months!!!!needless to say in week me an too other housemates threatend to murder this band in thier sleep if they didn't leave. (i know it's drastic but rehersing 24 hrs a day when i'm watching the footie, sleeping, working an we're talking stadium amps in a terraced house.) as a result we got rid of our teenage infestation but the cunts took all the interior doors with them, but thats another story for another time stay casual guys and remember. bands don't deserve charity if they suck LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!"
COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Dave
EMAIL: davemorris83@hotmail.com
DATE: 2006-05-12 20:33:24
Is the language really necessary? If it was actually a good story I wouldnt mind, but a crap story peppered with swears does not an interesting story make.
Comments
DATE: 2006-05-13 07:35:15
what the fuck? if a punk bad decided to camp out in my house then take all the doors with them id feel entitled to use a few swear words. isnt it a bit late for you to be up on a school nite dave?
Posted by: hairius | July 10, 2006 08:44 AM
DATE: 2006-05-13 11:46:37
Yeah probably Hairius, but you know, you guys are always busy writing in stuff for me to read and post so....gotta get it out there! I reckon that if some punk band camped out at my place I'd be using plenty of expletives and cockroach spray to get rid of them too.
Posted by: Dave The Editor | July 10, 2006 08:44 AM
DATE: 2006-05-13 13:00:57
this story was k but it wasnt that hilarious as the others this one at least was better than that cuckoo clock story 100%. For the record ill give it a 3 from out of 5. If it was me i would just make them leave even if i had to literally murder thier asses
Posted by: kevin | July 10, 2006 08:44 AM
DATE: 2006-05-14 06:16:36
I would never have had a band move in on me without me knowing it... BUT if I ended up in this situation, I would have waited till they passed out, loaded ALL their music equipment into my car and taken it to a pawn shop and SOLD IT for whatever I could get for it OR donated it to some school. If I had to make more than one trip, I would do it. THEN I would hide some of my valuable things OR pretend to be missing some valuables I never really had, and tell them we got robbed. I might even make out a police report. Best bet there is not to pawn the stuff but sell it privately....so not to trace back to you. An anonymous donation to a school somewhere not too close would be cool too. I am betting they don't know their serial numbers. Leave a note with the equipment saying something like "I have decided that music is not my forte' so am donating my gear to youngsters to try their hand at it."
Tell them you have to report to your landlord and extra tennants will result in eviction of all of you so they have to go. Tell them you've been robbed before so they probably don't want to chance losing more gear in the future.
Posted by: ~Maggie!~ | July 10, 2006 08:44 AM
DATE: 2006-05-17 17:07:10
I like your imagination Maggie, but you are horrible person
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Posted by: slawek | July 10, 2006 08:44 AM