Thin walls can't be good...
When you live with someone you often see or hear things that you'd rather not, or that your flatmates would probably rather you didn't. Often when you do, it becomes fodder for dinner party conversations and blogs like this one...
MJ sent me this story....."My ex needed a new flatmate and got this banker in. His girlfriend stayed over a lot. At night when we were about to go to sleep, we could here them having sex. We could hear him count, "One, two, three..." while in the act, as the bed springs creaked faster and faster..."Do you hear your flatmates having sex? What's the weirdest thing you've heard them say or do during it?
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AUTHOR: japanprobe
EMAIL: japanprobe@gmail.com
DATE: 2006-05-28 09:39:15
My ex-flatmate would play the weirdest music when he was in his room probably banging his girl...
Comments
DATE: 2006-05-31 13:36:27
My friend Mark would always put talcum powder all over his bed and sniff his laundry after his gf came around. We would hear him yelling "whats my name s**t?".
What a loving relationship.
Posted by: Cindy | July 10, 2006 08:44 AM
DATE: 2006-05-31 14:52:12
When my flatmate really pisses me off with his gf, i make sure i have my guy over in start having sex about 4 maybe 5 in the morning, really loudly. its called revenge lol i cought them having sex on my lounge
Posted by: Charmain | July 10, 2006 08:44 AM
DATE: 2006-06-17 18:52:20
My mate Matt was unemployed and I came home from work once and just as I opened the door I heard "oh f**k i'm gunna cum" and I ran back out the front door and went to my mates house across the road and didn't go home for about 2 hours
Posted by: Michael | July 10, 2006 08:44 AM