Weird Flatmate

An anonymous poster sent in this story of a wild house party that had lots of cute girls, lots of booze, and lots of cleaning to do afterwards....

"We had a massive party one night courtesy of the Brisbane Sharehouse Network. Anyways, my housemate invited her petite little 'bacardi breezer' friends who nailed away a sh*t load of vodka each. One of them got so smashed she had to go pray to the porcelin gods. F*ckin TURN IT UP....That little whore blew chunks all over the back of the toilet wall and the side wall.... I dont actually think any spew went in the toilet. Then, one of my mates "fell asleep" on the lounge room floor while everyone else just walked over him... I woke up the next morning and the bastard spewed his dinner up on the beige carpet - which appeared to be a pretty tomatoey spag bol.....Scum bag! hahaha it was pretty hard to clean and ended up staining the carpet a weird orange colour...mmmm Thanks Des...."

If there is one thing I hate more than anything else, it's having to clean up someone else's spew. Got a good flatmate spew story you wanna share? Send it in or leave a comment below.

COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Bianca
EMAIL: i-need-a-new-address@hotmail.com
DATE: 2006-06-08 11:52:12
Thats Gross.. Im a sympothy spewer.. i couldnt clean it up

This entry was posted on May 23, 2006 10:35 PM and is filed under Food, Hygiene.