Who did the poo?
Stuey from Brisbane sent me this stinky story about a poo that mysteriously appeared in his bath one night during a party...
"Well…..back in 1992 in Brisbane, in a large old rental house on the Brisbane river, I shared a house with 4 other Sunshine Coast boys. We had many parties and many beers were drunk there on the balcony watching the never ending stream of cars go by.
One night we had one of our great parties that alot of people usually ended up, most of whom we didnt know. Everyone was pissed.
I proceeded to the bathroom to relieve myself. (Most of the patrons at our house were the ‘University’ friends of my house mates). I went into the bathroom whch had a shower and bath scenario in the same room (1950’s Style).
To my absolute horror (after my relieving myself) I discovered a large shit dumped in the bath. I was livid, as I didnt really like alot of the other guys Uni mates so I went on a war path, firstly to have an emergency meeting with my immediate house mates.
I gathered them altogether for this ‘poo summit’ in an adjoining room of the kitchen and solemnly and sternly advised of the ’shit in the Bath’. They all looked at each other with wide eyed grins at first thinking that it was a joke. I then goose-stepped them all in into the bathroom advising that this was no joke and showed them the disguting nugget.
They all saw the sight and all had a very quick retreat from the bathroom with similar disgust to myself. ALthough as they were pissed saw a funny side to it, although i was not laughing as I was genereally the only person who would get in and clean the bathroom properly and knew it was going to be me having to extricate the poo from the bath.
We all had wild guesses as to whom it was - sort of like a ‘who dunnit’. All our own preliminary research and speculation narrowed it down to two suspects at the party.
One was a very pissed good mate of theirs who was just too pissed and probably did it as he would have thought the bath was the toilet. Johnny (one of my housemates) had a personal friend, this girl Kate I think her name was. She was very straight at school and on this night although as she had a major crush on Johnny she was getting pissed and was very pissed. So we were quite inclined to lay the blame on her.
Yes in the end I had to scoop the poo out of the bath, it was more of a shit rather than a poo. Poo sounds too cute for this nugget that was left behind that night and no it was not hidden as was the other poo’s have been in the previous articles although I thought it was worth mentioning.
We never did get a positive ID on the shit in the Bath fiasco at that house and to this day it remains a mystery."
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Again, I'm speechless. Who are these poo fiends? That's just disgusting....
COMMENT:
AUTHOR: saffron1982
EMAIL: oldwhoresdiet@hotmail.co.uk
DATE: 2006-05-27 07:26:38
That is priceless!
